I just want to say from the bottom of my heart I didn’t sign up for this shit
(via meanwhilemadison)
the signs & insults
said it out of nowhere, didn’t mean it: aries, leo, pisces
said it out of nowhere, meant it: sagittarius, aquarius, capricorn
planned it, said it, meant it: scorpio, gemini, libra
didn’t say it: virgo, taurus, cancer
(via abominableobriens)
(Source: ars-aesthetica, via dino-nuggs)
me, immediately after having made muffins: wow!!! this was so easy and not too messy why don't I do this more???
me, 1.5 days after having made muffins and with no concept of physical restraint for amount of muffins eaten: I Remember Why.
(Source: earthchildd, via thetrackrunner)
i’m gonna ignore that hardest part of dating you post you’re all reblogging and make you reblog this instead. what’s the BEST part of dating you?
(via yoursummerfrost)
bribing myself to clean up my room by putting on the new Queer Eye episodes to do during it, so that way the Fab Five can indirectly shame me into cleaning.